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Evil Red Eyed Snow Creature Found!

February 5, 2001
A photo taken by area residents is proof that an evil snow creature does lurk in the Northampton County Area of Pennsylvania. Late this evening a den was found outside the home of Daniel S. and Erin E. Washko. What was thought to be a simple fort designed by children turned out to house a much more insidious being.

Authorities are shocked by the creature's blantant encroachment into populated territory. It is suspected this creature has committed various acts of binge chocolate gorging and serious attempts at soda theft.

"We will not rest until this beast is captured and placed in protective custody!" Vowed the Prince, the patriarch of West Greenwich Street. Still, efforts to subdue the beast have met with failure.

Beast emerges from den!

Erin Washko: The last photo taken before being devoured

Immediately before residents heard the rending and tearing noises eminating from the den, there was sworn testimony to a very identifiable word being screeched: "Boobie." Minutes later there was silence.

Local authorities remain on alert, but are doubtful that the creature will be subdued.

Erin Washko, who was last photographed crawling through the creatures den, met with a swift end as the beast suprised her from the rear. Neighbors warned Erin against this risky behavior.

On The Hunt!