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Area Toddler Demands Independence

Threatens Seccession!


A heated battle over television and dirty diapers launched a short lived revolution in the Washko house on December 13, 2000. After being denied another viewing of Barney's Christmas, Paige Susan Washko immediately jumped up from here spot on the couch and demanded "Barney, right now!". She then proceeded to march around the room threatening to empty the contents of her cup onto the family rug. Her fit fanned a curious smell from her nether region which prompted Paige's mother to inquire whether the young lady was "poopy?" Paige shot back with an immediate, "don't talk to me!" then ran into the dinning room to hide behind the table.

While in the dining room, Paige began to innocently play with various toy kitchen items until her father confronted her regarding the dirty pull-up. Again, Paige Susan Washko demanded to not be spoken to and declared she did not need her father. Approacing closer, Daniel S. Washko met with and opposing finger and a warning from Paige, 'don't!" She then let out a scream while making a break for the front door. Paige's flight was grounded and she was carried back into the living room where a struggle ensued to get her down and the dirty diaper off.

After the ordeal Paige was left disgruntled and without her cup of water. She sat up and soon took comfort with her boobie of relaxation. The rest of the evening was uneventful as Paige was captivated by some of her favorite shows before bed. A few times one could see the toddler's eyes shift to the front door, squint, and return focus to the television.

When asked to comment about the situation, Mr. Washko reported, "This is not the first time Paige threatened to leave the family. And it certainly won't be the last! It's almost a nightly endeavor to remove her dirty diaper."

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