[Linux4christians] OT: A little Biblical Humor

Tue Apr 24 21:48:40 EDT 2012

*It doesn't hurt to have a little Biblical humor*
*To*start the day....
*/
Q.. What kind of man was Boaz before he married Ruth?/**
A.. Ruthless.*

*/
Q. What do they call pastors in Germany ?/**/
A.. German Shepherds./*

*/Q.. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?/**/
A.. Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone else was in 
liquidation./*

*/
Q.. Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?/**/
A.. Pharaoh's daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a
Little prophet./*

*/
Q.. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?/**/
A.. Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury. David's Triumph
Was heard throughout the land. Also, probably a Honda, because the apostles
Were all in one Accord./*

*/
Q... Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?/**/
A.. Samson. He brought the house down./*

*/
Q.. What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer 
lived in Eden ?/*
A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

*/
Q.. Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?/*
A.. Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once.

*/
Q.. Which area of Middle East/**/was especially wealthy?/**
A.. The area around Jordan . The banks were always overflowing.*

*/
Q.. Who is the greatest babysitter mentioned in the Bible?
/**/A. David. He rocked Goliath to a very deep sleep/**/./*

*/
Q. Which Bible character had no parents?/**/
A.. Joshua, son of Nun./*

*/
Q.. Why didn't they play cards on the Ark ?/**/
A.. Because Noah was standing on the deck. (/*Groan.)

*/
PS... Did you know it's a sin for a woman to make coffee?/**/
Yup, it's in the Bible. It says . 'He-brews'/*

-- 
Apparently, we are supposed to be more angry about what
Mitt Romney does with his money than what Barack Obama
does with ours.

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