[Linux4christians] OT: The recession has hit everybody really hard ...
Fred A. Miller
fmiller at lightlink.com
Sun May 22 22:18:19 EDT 2011
My neighbor got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
I saw a Mormon with only one wife.
If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call
them and ask if they meant you or them.
McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their
My cousin had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it, and they
A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.
A picture is now only worth 200 words.
When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.
The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.
Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh
Great! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by
the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear!
"Gun control is like trying to reduce drunk driving by making it
tougher for sober people to own cars." - Unknown
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