[Linux4christians] OT: The golfer at the dentist

Fred A. Miller fmiller at lightlink.com
Sat Mar 21 20:54:40 EDT 2009

A man and his wife walked into a dentist's office.

The man said to the dentist, 'Doc, I'm in one heck of a
hurry.  I have two buddies sitting out in my car waiting
for us to go play golf, so forget about the anesthetic,
just pull the tooth, and be done with it. We have a 10:00
AM tee time at the best golf course in town and it's 9:30
already. I don't have time to wait for the anesthetic to

The dentist thought to himself, 'My goodness, this is surely
a very brave man asking to have his tooth pulled without
using anything to kill the pain.'

So the dentist asks him, 'which tooth is it sir?

The man turned to his wife and said,

'Open your mouth Honey, and show him..'

The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other
people's money.
  -  Margaret Thatcher

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